About
Porky and his holders
Our Founders
Ryan
@hiteacheryouare
Software developer as a hobbyist. Mainly focuses on web development, with experience in Python and Rust targeting WebAssembly. Stack includes Svelte, Tailwind CSS, and Vite — all powered by Node.js. Working on a variety of open-source projects visible on GitHub.
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Tristan
@HedgehogDubz
Hobbyist software developer and 3D printer. Specializes in video games, with experience in JS, HTML5, C# (Unity, WinForms), and Python. Working on a bullet-hell game and a machine learning library for C#. Really likes hedgehogs.
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The PorkyProductions Origin Story
Our story begins in 2017, when our founders, Tristan and Ryan, met in school. They became friends and eventually discovered that they could make a website using Google Sites. What better thing to make a website about than a hedgehog pencil sharpener Tristan had named "Porky".
After PorkyPictures.inc was created, many other websites followed: PorkySchool.edu, PorkyPizza.eat, and PBHTWDTEUSYPSUT.c.c.i. Porky had developed a cult following.
Unfortunately, a disgusting hater stole the pencil sharpener and destroyed it. During his last moments, Porky transferred into a hedgehog plush, where he resides to this day.
The old websites were archived and consolidated into one company — PorkyProductions, the site you're visiting now.